Besides, no one will ever see him from the front, so no one will ever know.   

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Here’s the final model all plasticky shaded like. I was really pleased with the way his smaller eye is perched on the little mound of snoutiness. Isn’t that precious?

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Next I threw a lovely blue spotlight onto him. I wanted a sort of “Zing! Caught in the act of substantiality” feel to it. You know what I mean.

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Then, in Photoshop I plopped in a glowing moon, ticked some stars into the background, and plipped up some grass in the foreground.

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And finally, fresh out of innovative verb usage and invention, I typed in some text. And zoiks, there’s a Pantelope movie monster poster.