Can you believe this cute little fellow I did for a freelance project got rejected? Oh the chimpanity. Actually he didn’t fit the story line, so it’s no wonder he got tossed. Back to the jungle for you buddy.
Monkey Reject
August 11, 2008 - 9:16 pm
One of my favorite Breadwig posts right here, folks.
I mean, c’mon, MONKEY!
That’s just cool.
August 12, 2008 - 9:20 am
An unemployeed monkey??? Don’t send him back to the jungle — surely there MUST be a position he can fill somewhere! He could be a banana tester. Maybe some company could employ him to chuck dung at CEOs when the company stock tanks. Or he could go into business for himself — he could start his own bug-removal (and eating) service. Hollywood would be at his beck and call. “Excuse, Mr. Monkey, William Shatner needs to have his toupee debugged — it’s for the Oscars! Please, you gotta help!!!” The possibilities are endless!
August 13, 2008 - 4:21 am
How could he not fit the storyline?!? What story could possibly NOT have a monkey in it? I mean, even the Bible was full of monkeys…right?
August 14, 2008 - 10:30 am
Tyson, thanks bud!
Dan, I vote for the dung chucker.
Josh, there were monkeys on the ark…right?
August 15, 2008 - 9:23 am
“Chimp-anity”
Possibly the best word ever.
Thank you Mr. Ballinger.
August 17, 2008 - 11:24 pm
I’m agree! … ah … with … hmmm … ah … with Monkey! yeah! that cute monkey! 
July 16, 2009 - 3:50 pm
I LOVE MONKEYS!! how could they reject that cute face?
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